Hotel sauna: make sure you know where you’re going

Three tips for hotel sauna or health club sauna

Like most sports or hobbies, using quality gear the right way propels enjoyment and satisfaction:

  • Bicycling: $100 bike shorts and you can go 80 miles without your ass on fire.
  • Canoeing: light kevlar canoe and you can portage to Montana.
  • Yoga: the right teacher and your body and mind are in synch vs. feeling like you’ve just hung sheet rock for 8 hours.

Same gig with sauna.   One’s appreciation and enjoyment of the authentic sauna experience is heightened by good technique and a good sauna.  Unfortunately, most hotel saunas and health club saunas are lame.  What’s worse, most hotel saunas and health club saunas are in environments of huge compromise, antithesis of nature and fresh air .  Three Tips:

  1. Cold water plunge.  The temptation is to turn the shower to lukewarm.  Avoid this, take as cold of a shower as you can handle.  This is important for maximizing the rubber band theory of sauna.
  2. Cool down between rounds.  Sit outside between rounds.  March through the hotel lobby in your towel and seek a cool spot outside for cool down.  Avoid the self consciousness of looking like a dork.  Nobody cares.   Fresh air is important for the cool down, body and mind.  You paid to be there, it’s not your fault they haven’t provided a nice outdoor courtyard.  Bring a beer with you.
  3. It’s ok to be a Low Bench Larry. When tossing water on sauna rocks, hotel saunas and health club saunas often suffer from burning “ouch” vs. Loyly “ahh”.   A good sauna round is 10 minutes or so in the hot room, and equal time cooling down.  With an all on or all off extreme of electric sauna stoves, sometimes the low bench is how one can ride out the burning sensation of water on the sauna rocks.

So, like an expensive road bike, or kevlar canoe or high end yoga classes, we sauna enthusiasts have chosen to build our own saunas – our backyard sauna, or cabin sauna for our own health and wellness satisfaction in the misty garden all wet with rain.

No guru, no method, no teacher, just you and I in nature.

The five W’s of sauna

Who is into sauna?

Finns.  Scandinavians.  Now folks that ‘get it’ from around the world are into sauna.  It’s becoming a big deal.

What is sauna?

Traditional sauna is a centuries old tradition.  it involves a stove (wood or electric) that heats rocks.  Walls are generally cedar or white spruce.   Sauna is not a steam room.  Sauna is not a hot tub.

When do you sauna?

Often after a work out, or when your feet are f***ing cold on a winter’s night.  Then again, some find sauna therapeutic on a hot daySauna parties are a blast.

Where are saunas?

Lots of health clubs feature a ‘dry sauna,’  invariably heated by an electric sauna stove, but health club and hotel saunas are generally a compromise.  One may stumble upon an authentic sauna if one is lucky enough to visit Scandinavia or Northern lakes areas like Minnesota, upper Wisconsin, Canada.

Why take a sauna?

Health benefits to sauna are numerous and undisputed.

How do I get in the game?

This site is about getting in the game.  You deserve your own sauna: a backyard sauna.  An outdoor sauna may in fact open your appreciation to nature.  A sauna in your house is a real sign of quality living and doesn’t really cost a lot.  We’re here to help, and here’s where you start.