Going to an express spa is like inviting a good friend out to dinner, and choosing the McDonalds drive through.
A big compromise, but it is something.
GOOD NEWS: An ExpresSpa at an airport can be a gateway drug to AUTHENTIC sauna. And hats off to an enterprise that waves the chill out flag.
New market: HomeSpa. Free brochure for road wary travelers to dream about on airplane. Drop ship product. Use local installers. Make money helping others live a better life, not so much at the drive through but in their own gardens all misty wet with rain.
Use photos from this website to help visualize the real deal: