No upper bench.
I was revved up for a salesman-on-the-road hotel sauna, but luckily I followed hotel sauna procedure and checked out the sauna before going to my hotel room. Instead of this lame ass sauna, I went to bed dreaming of my own authentic backyard sauna awaiting me back home.
Is this how Yoga instructors feel when they walk by a class and see people standing on their heads straining themselves? “If only they could experience authentic Yoga!”